Timewarp
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Timewarp

PSLS Level: Bronze, Male, 26, from Earth

The one chance of hope in a world where people can totally lie about their impact upon the world Nov 18, 2014

Timewarp was last seen:
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    1. Timewarp
      Timewarp
      The one chance of hope in a world where people can totally lie about their impact upon the world
    2. Timewarp
      Timewarp
      and god went from "zealot" to "it's complicated"
    3. Timewarp
      Timewarp
      is casting his eyes upon the true face of god in all it's glory.
    4. Timewarp
      Timewarp
      Is enjoying his one day achievement of being one of the few thousand people who's happens to be born on this day of days
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    5. Timewarp
      Timewarp
      The Real one
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Apr 3, 1991 (Age: 26)
    Location:
    Earth
    Occupation:
    Professional bad-advice giver
    PSN:
    funnydude6556
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    the_blue_drew
    Born in a warehouse some fifty levels beneath the surface of the Earth Timewarp was born by the name "Harold B NamesFake Mann" although he would later change it to something not stupid. Created by a top team of international scientists with the sole purpose of creating the 427th greatest human of our generation Harold would go onto the world Interlope a feat that earned him the international making stuff up Nobel peace prize at the young age of 9 and a few weeks give or take, later that year he would tragically not-die as a result of a phishing accident.

    Harold spent the next 10 years as his career making things up rolling with the legends, L.Ron Hubbard, Ayn Rand, Richard Dawkins and Harvey Toothpaste the inventor of the wheelbarrow. Truly Harold had a mixed career helping people to make stuff up although it was not without it's downfalls and in 19dixty3 Harold met his match when a public backlash insisted that he had never existed to begin with and had manipulated time in order to invent history itself a feat so insane even The Guinness book of records refused to acknowledge it something not seen since Alec Guinness swore he saw an alien no seriously guys it's over there oh you missed it you should have come a little earlier and you'd have seen the little grey guys giving you the middle finger.

    But the legend of Harold Mann does not end there, with the help of Nikola Tesla and Doctor Who he fought the charges against him when he reset the universe by punching Superboy in the phalange with a SonySoft branded Alarm Clock thus proving Einstein's theory of conflicting companies making the same product. A national hero Harold's achievements were once again recognized and he regenerated at the trendy age of too much to count. For part 2,789 of the 10 bazillion page essay hit Z on your keyboard now before spinning and reciting the Saturn national anthem.

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