Chandler's Beard

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  1. thewolfnears

    thewolfnears PSLS Level: Bronze

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    With today's episode of Morning Wood, we see an old friend resurface.

    That is, of course, our old friend Jebediah.

    A man who thinks technology is scary and should be forsaken.

    A man who does not care about his physical appearance.

    I applaud your confidence, Jebediah, I applaud the fact that you are able to walk out of your house, and not care that children are terrified of your unshaven facial hair, that you can go to the grocery store and treat it as normal when people start screaming in the absolute terror that is your beard.

    That when you walk into a bank, it is a regular occurrence for everyone in there to throw their valuables and belongings to you, as you fit the description of the Bad Beard Bandit.

    You are truly an inspiration to us all.

    Thank you.

    Yes, thank you for living and grabbing life by the horns, and by not caring about week old food, and the stale Doritos you must find on a daily basis.
     

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  2. Chandler Wood

    Chandler Wood Get Off My Wood Staff Member

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    HAhahahahahahahaha! Oh man, this made my day.

    Yup, it's like a built in lazy meter. Is Chandler too lazy to shave? When will he appear baby faced again? I like to keep my audience on their toes. Hahaha but thanks for this (I actually shaved on Saturday lol).
     
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    stolenxnametag PSLS Level: Kraken PSLS Ambassador

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    Jebediah!!!
     
  4. Lifewish

    Lifewish 중재자 Staff Member

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    I read somewhere that Chandler's beard has it's own grooming supplies in the bathroom.
     
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  5. Chandler Wood

    Chandler Wood Get Off My Wood Staff Member

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    Yeah, but I have to defeat soooo many bosses to unlock them. And on Hard mode too! Sometimes I just can't make the effort.
     
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  6. thewolfnears

    thewolfnears PSLS Level: Bronze

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    Yeah and EA charges $39.99 for the Beard Trimmer DLC
     
  7. Lifewish

    Lifewish 중재자 Staff Member

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    That DLC only comes after the beard releases with game breaking bugs.
     
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    stolenxnametag PSLS Level: Kraken PSLS Ambassador

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    *beard breaking
     
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  9. D'yani

    D'yani PSLS Level: Bronze Staff Member

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    His beard actually levels up it's Close-Proximity Affection Shield stat the longer it grows, too.
     

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