Ok, since some of you monkey's out there seem to think LBJ would actually beat Michael Jordan in the game of basketball, I felt the need to post this thread and basically shoot you all down. Yes LBJ is a good player and he would play MJ tough, but there is no way he beats him at basketball. Maybe he beats him in throwing down sick beats, I don't know, haven't heard him sing. All I know is Michael Jordan played in a tougher league, faced teams like the Pistons, and did it all with his tongue sticking out, turning 87 different directions in mid-air, dunking from center court. Lebron James would not beat Michael Jordan at basketball. It's like saying a rabbit could beat a bear in a fair fight. It's like saying Superman's disguise is plausible... IT'S NOT!! He takes off his fucking glasses and does a swirl with his hair and you are telling me the girl that "loves" him can't fucking tell the difference?? It's like saying that the Twilight movies were good and that it makes sense for Vampires to sit out in broad daylight and sparkle like a fucking party favor at a disco lounge. It's like saying the Iphone has evolved a lot of the past 6 or 7 years. It's like saying the Transformers noise still makes a cool dubstep effect after it has been used in every dubstep song ever made! It's like saying skinny jeans are a cool things for guys to wear... news flash.. THEY ARE NOT! It's like saying you cried at the end of Titanic, when every person in the theater knew the damn ship was going to sink and people were going to die.. I mean really, what the hell are you surprised about??? It's like saying Golf and NASCAR are sports.. Sorry, they are not, get over it! It's like saying that Obama has made a positive impact on America. If you need more clarification, just let me know.